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thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive
lookn4funswfl: She is ready to go after downing that 5 hour energy!
5hour energy drinks
fantasyplay: couldnt sleep so i doodled a roxy. ive welcomed myself to a special fresh hell just for me. im gonna stay up for the next work day without sleep. hopefully i’ll make it through the day. 5 hour energy got me into this mess and its gonna
krampusgate: Dark 5 Hour Energy take me away
I‘m ashamed that I only discovered this gem 10 hours ago.
pochowek: cathedralblood: warmbooze: gudram: god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own
narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to
mortrouge: cathedralblood: warmbooze: gudram: god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own
faithhealthlife: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we
bob-belcher:i really don’t know how i use to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and then attend school for a whole NINE HOURS. a whole ass one hour lecture at uni got me at -100 energy/mood and i want to be thrown into a meat grinder 24/7
humble-moss-collector: korolevx: krampusgate: Dark 5 Hour Energy take me away if you drink five 5 Hour Energys and then take four 6 Hour Sleeps you have energy for precisely one hour life hack
nvm my partner is taking up the entire bed and I really don’t have the energy to move him. So I’ll just pull an all-nighter, I guess.
narwhal-noir:I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask
man, heat saps my energy so much. Like, its hot and stuffy today and I’d been sitting around for an hour trying to muster the energy to do anything and I just couldn’t. But then the air kicked on and its like boom! now I have energy to do things and
warmbooze: gudram: god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and
These are my favorite! They’re really good!!! hahah and i’ve eaten one a day this whole week for Hell week!! haha they work for me, i kinda like them better than 5 hour energy!! Only bad things is that i get kinda too hyper afterwards!!!
wilwheaton: laughterkey: thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks
shadowofthelamp: at duel academy seto kaiba is a cryptid. you know all those posts about ‘I chugged ten 5 hour energies and got into a knife fight with mothman’ posts? those are popular except instead of mothman/werewolves/whatever it’s kaiba
just-shower-thoughts: I spent seven hours vividly hallucinating then I woke up and ate the meat of other animals for energy, now i’m going to do something I don’t want to for eight hours for pieces of paper.
krampusgate:Dark 5 Hour Energy take me away
succotashes: n-drangle: succotashes: How the fuck is ū,580……gonna stop her from dying……. By buying enough Five Hour Energys to see death behind the Quiznos and say “No.” while decking them in the face. I’m not bouta fight death behind
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been
fantasyplay:couldnt sleep so i doodled a roxy. ive welcomed myself to a special fresh hell just for me. im gonna stay up for the next work day without sleep. hopefully i’ll make it through the day. 5 hour energy got me into this mess and its gonna get
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
thebookewyrme: samanthajmathis: wilwheaton: laughterkey: thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know
hennnnasstyyy: mid-meditation: Can I suck your pussy for a couple of hours? Energy‼️